Homophobia

Homophobe(defined): Hater, someone who is afraid of embracing homosexuality, more than likely this person is more afraid that they might enjoy homosexuality or some of its great attributes. A follower of the Homophobic movement which is a movement that canvases the U.S and many other countries.
How to spot a homophobe? The homophobe will not be hidden; you will spot this person at first glance. This person may be staring at you when you are in a restaurant with your boyfriend or girlfriend and possibly be giggling and whispering in someone else’s ear. Don’t be afraid they usually only make jokes from a far. The homophobe will be so afraid of catching your disease (homosexuality) that he will not come close.

Whatever you do though don’t let the homophobe know you have spotted him, this is where hate crimes against homosexuals comes in, if the homophobe feels threatened he will most certainly think you are coming on to him and have a long night of gay sex planed. You will know if you are in danger of being a victim of a hate crime, because the homophobes only fight in large numbers so he will make a few phone calls and then you will notice a large infestation of homophobes around your general area.

How Homophobia begins? Homophobia is a developmental disability; it usually begins around the age of adolescents and without cure will go on forever. Notice in the picture there is a little blue spot in the upper portion of the brain, this is the homoglobin, when the homoglobin is in the upper portion of the brain it causes homophobia or the fear of homosexuality. So no it’s not their fault the homoglobin is forced there by the choices and or comments made by family members or friends. Homophobia is hereditary yes through DNA this can be transferred from mother to child during conception.
Is there a way to keep my baby safe? Yes you can keep your baby safe by embracing homosexuality while you’re pregnant, don’t be a hater.
Can homophobia be cured by natural means? Well yes it can be, there are three ways to cure homophobia.

1.) Shock Therapy.
2.) Embracement of the idea while your children are young.
3.) Long and extensive care from a anit-homophobic psychologist.

With Shock Therapy, the doctors will be able to shock the brain many times and reposition your homogolbin into its proper position.
Embracement, tell your children every day that it is ok if they want to be gay or that to have a gay friend or acquaintances doesn’t make them gay.
Anti-homophobic psychology, this will take the most time to heal but it is the most effective method of all. Psychologist will assign essays for you do on articles taken from out magazine and various other gay related publishing’s.

For the Homophobes who may read this article, STOP HATING ON US, embrace your inner self or seek help through one of the methods listed above.

!!!!!!TOGATHER LETS STOP THE HATE AND FIND A FAG DATE!!!!!!

For those confused individuals all information in this posting is made up, yes homophobia is wrong and needs to be dealt with, but this is posted as a joke, please don’t go homophobe hunting, please! Please leave comments if you would like though.